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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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