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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Basically copying you.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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