mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

your face

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Massie is a fatass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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