What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Cancer.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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