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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

field day?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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