- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I'm HIV positive.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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