- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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