- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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