- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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