- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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