- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Barack Obama.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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