- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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