THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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