A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Corn Muffins

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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richard is fag

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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