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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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