What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Neither did she.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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