why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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