- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

whats your budget like? a budget.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Buzi vagy!

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Knock Knock. Come in.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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