Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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