- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Asians

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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