- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Black People

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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