Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Caolan and Eamon

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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