This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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womens rights

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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