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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

the lemon was sweet.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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