- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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