- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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