- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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