- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

A young baby died.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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