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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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