- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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