- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Face...tastes like chicken!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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