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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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