- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What? Yes.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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