- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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