What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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