- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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