- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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