- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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