- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Black people having a Job.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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