- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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