roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Gus's mom

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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su algato es en fuego

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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... Chan chan

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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