Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Gay rights.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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