I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Anti Joke

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