- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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