- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

I like your hair

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

1+2 = 6

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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