- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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