- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

FUCK YOU

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Your mom

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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