FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

I'm HIV positive.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

a black guy hates chicken.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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