- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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