What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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