The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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