Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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knock knock... ...no answer

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y u no like me joke?

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sadf

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

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