- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boobs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Do you like apples? Yes

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Gay republicans

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Manchester City

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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