- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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