Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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