What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Check out page 4016 :)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

4 hours later.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops