What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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