My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

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