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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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I am a women

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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they're dead. idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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