- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Rush Limbaugh

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Moral

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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