What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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White men's rights

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Ms Leong Sux

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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hola said the chinese man

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