What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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A man walks into a bar

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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