What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

the midget went to the midget store

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Anti Joke

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