HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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