- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Get some flipping new jokes people

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what are you mike bibby?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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