Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

feminists.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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