- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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