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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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