- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pickles are powerful

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Death by kayak

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Obamacare

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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