Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Haha, I get it..

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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