- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Haha, I get it..

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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