what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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