What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

THe Election

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Go away still nothing to see

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What would u like to drink?

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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