- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

get in the car.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

taking out the trash... at night

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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