it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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