- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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