- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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