Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Obama

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Rick santorum

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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