- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Your girlfriend.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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